Regional Response Manager
Spent 2001-2006 promoting sausage in Las Vegas, NV. Spent several months merchandising methane in Washington, DC. Spent high school summers working on childrens books on the black market. Practiced in the art of selling wooden trains with no outside help. Earned praised for my work selling easy-bake-ovens for the underprivileged. Spent the better part of the 90's developing dandruff in Africa.